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The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Doc & DJ--She's 27 Now, but I'm Still Fucking Her and My Research Is Shit Because of It

Submitted by Doc & DJ on December 31, 2012.

Score
4hits so far
30tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94
9 Van Cliburn hitFeb 27, 2013 Feb 27, 2013 78
8 Ray Price hitDec 16, 2013 Dec 16, 2013 87
7 Hugo Chavez hitMar 5, 2013 Mar 5, 2013 58
6 Bonnie Franklin hitMar 1, 2013 Mar 1, 2013 69
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
4 Bob DoleDec 5, 2021 Dec 5, 2021 98
3 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
2 Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025 Nov 3, 2025 84
1 Bashar al-AssadAlive Alive 61

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

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