Ray Price
We're slashing Prices for the holidays!
- Name
- Ray Price
- Birthday
- January 12, 1926
- Age
- 87
- Died on
- Monday, December 16th, 2013
- Famous
- Confirmed
- Sunday, July 5th, 1998
- Also known as
- Ray Rice (Raymell Rice)
We're slashing Prices for the holidays!
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003