He won the first quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow at age 23, which means there is absolutely no chance he ever got laid. Have a little respect.

Name
Van Cliburn
Birthday
July 12, 1934
Age
78
Died on
Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
Famous
Confirmed
Friday, May 15th, 1998
Van Cliburn
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He's credited with inventing the multiplex theater, which means he's directly responsible for turning the majestic Grauman's Chinese into three stuffy little closets. If we had ever heard of him, he might've made a Hate List.

(d) July 14th, 1999