|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Van Cliburn||February 27th, 2013||78|
|9||Hugo Chavez||March 5th, 2013||58|
|8||Bonnie Franklin||March 1st, 2013||69|
|7||George H.W. Bush||November 30th, 2018||94|
|5||Nelson Mandela||December 5th, 2013||95|
|4||Margaret Thatcher||April 8th, 2013||87|
|3||Tariq Aziz||June 5th, 2015||79|
|2||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|1||Vo Giap||October 4th, 2013||102|
|37 points||6 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003