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This list was submitted by Santa Fe Syndicate on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 6:34 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Ouch Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
9Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
8Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Hosni MubarakAlive91
5Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
4Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
3Tariq AzizJune 5th, 201579
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Vo Giap October 4th, 2013102
37 points 6 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003