This list was submitted by ReaperMadness on Friday, December 28th, 2012 at 10:37 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the mortgagehell Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 9 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 8 | Van Cliburn | February 27th, 2013 | 78 |
| 7 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 6 | Bonnie Franklin | March 1st, 2013 | 69 |
| 5 | Pat Summerall | April 16th, 2013 | 82 |
| 4 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 3 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 1 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 24 points | 5 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998