This list was submitted by lucky punk on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 10:09 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
9 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
8 | Bonnie Franklin | March 1st, 2013 | 69 |
7 | Van Cliburn | February 27th, 2013 | 78 |
6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
5 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
4 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
3 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
2 | Vo Giap | October 4th, 2013 | 102 |
1 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
21 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998