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This list was submitted by lucky punk on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 10:09 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
8Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
7Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
5Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
4Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
3Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
2Vo Giap October 4th, 2013102
1Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
21 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998