The Good Die Young III

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This list was submitted by Timur on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 9:23 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Dinner Somewhere Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
9Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
8Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
7Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
6Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
2Stan Musial January 19th, 201392
1Lindsay LohanAlive39
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013