The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Dancing on WOHLERT'S GRAVE

Submitted by onefunsob on December 31, 2012.

Score

3hits so far

17tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Luise RainerDec 30, 2014	Dec 30, 2014	104
9	Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016	Dec 18, 2016	99
8	Van Cliburn hitFeb 27, 2013	Feb 27, 2013	78
7	Nelson Mandela hitDec 5, 2013	Dec 5, 2013	95
6	Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016	Nov 25, 2016	90
5	Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016	Mar 6, 2016	94
4	Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020	Feb 5, 2020	103
3	Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018	Feb 21, 2018	99
2	Hugo Chavez hitMar 5, 2013	Mar 5, 2013	58
1	Don RicklesApr 6, 2017	Apr 6, 2017	90

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!