This list was submitted by Bird on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 2:40 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Van Cliburn | February 27th, 2013 | 78 |
| 9 | Ray Price | December 16th, 2013 | 87 |
| 8 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 7 | Bonnie Franklin | March 1st, 2013 | 69 |
| 6 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 3 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 2 | Maria von Trapp | February 18th, 2014 | 99 |
| 1 | Richard Kiel | September 10th, 2014 | ? |
| 35 points | 5 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999