Ghost's Best Chance for an Improbable Repeat

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This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 10:06 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Scott Carpenter October 10th, 201388
9Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
8Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
7Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
4Kitty KallenJanuary 7th, 201694
3Vincent BugliosiJune 8th, 201580
2Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
1Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
40 points 6 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002