This list was submitted by DePressED on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 9:20 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 9 | Bonnie Franklin | March 1st, 2013 | 69 |
| 8 | Van Cliburn | February 27th, 2013 | 78 |
| 7 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 6 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 5 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 4 | Claus von Bulow | May 25th, 2019 | 92 |
| 3 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
| 2 | Javier de Cuellar | March 4th, 2020 | 100 |
| 1 | Ornette Coleman | June 11th, 2015 | 85 |
| 33 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003