Helter Skelter, Indeed! Now It's Worse Than Chaotic

Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 10:16 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Vincent BugliosiJune 8th, 201580
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Doug HarveyJanuary 13th, 201887
5Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
4Scott Carpenter October 10th, 201388
3Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
2Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
1Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
10 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003