This list was submitted by Bird on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 2:17 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Van Cliburn | February 27th, 2013 | 78 |
9 | Ray Price | December 16th, 2013 | 87 |
8 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
7 | Bonnie Franklin | March 1st, 2013 | 69 |
6 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
5 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
4 | Roger Ebert | April 4th, 2013 | 70 |
3 | Patrick Macnee | June 25th, 2015 | 93 |
2 | Richard Kiel | September 10th, 2014 | ? |
1 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
36 points | 5 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003