How My Doin'? Not Too Well, Your Honor

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This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 10:20 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
9Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
8Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
7Scott Carpenter October 10th, 201388
6Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Ed Koch January 31st, 201388
3Ian PaisleySeptember 12th, 201488
2Jiang ZeminNovember 30th, 202296
1Joanne WoodwardAlive?
38 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014