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This list was submitted by seaiowe on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:11 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
8Not Famous 
7Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
6Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
5Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
4Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
3Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
2Ray Price December 16th, 201387
1Ronnie Biggs December 18th, 201384
25 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003