Johnny Carson Gets Another Chance To Pet Zsa Zsa's Pussy

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This list was submitted by RottenToast on Monday, December 24th, 2012 at 12:14 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8Ronnie Biggs December 18th, 201384
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Dear Abby January 16th, 201394
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
3Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
2Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
1Harry F. Byrd, Jr. July 30th, 201398
34 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Man - this is a huge loss. It takes someone with real talent to entertain MILLIONS of people using your musical gifts. As if that weren't enough, he was a huge philanthropist and did benefit concerts almost every time he was asked. Married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride as well as other films and TV shows), she was as active as he was. The two of them together formed..

What? IAN Paisley? We thought you said BRAD. Who the FUCK is Ian Paisley? What? Are you serious? How are we supposed to write about THAT? Fuck it. We'll do it later.

(d) September 12th, 2014