Ronnie Hawkins has been played on 472 lists, including 132 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Quiet GunFTG521
2.Take This You Dirty Old High PricesFTG520
3.A Paycheck Doesn't Go As Far As It Used ToUSER00750426
4.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Ride The Man DownFTG426
5.Save The Last Dance For MeUSER00008422
6.Can't You Put the Swab in Further?USER00750418
7.GodUSER00750321
8.Betty Friedan Has a Crush On ZachUSER00750320
9.Morris Chestnut Stars In Like MikeUSER01809320
10.Roy L. Fuchs Preowned AutomobilesFTG320
11.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Rage At DawnFTG319
12.Madam SpankalotDePressED318
13.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Chemo SabeFTG317
14.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Coroner CreekFTG317
15.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Real Harold HillFTG317
16.Jack Morris Wins In 10 InningsUSER01809317
17.The William Morris AgencyUSER01809317
18.Die2UUSER01161316
19.Lifetime Achievement Award For Carrie HamiltonUSER00750316
20.Bam Morris Up The MiddleUSER01809315
21.Blowing The Living Shit Out of High PricesFTG315
22.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 1USER00058315
23.Mission Impossible, Starring Greg MorrisUSER01809315
24.A Little Big To Be Playing in the Fucking MudFTG314
25.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 3USER00058314
26.Mercury Morris Off TackleUSER01809314
27.ShekmateUSER00750314
28.The Ghost Who Walks 13USER01531314
29.Stiff Upper Lip: Corpses of LondonUSER01332313
30.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Keeper Of The FlameFTG312
31.Oh Billy Jack When Are You Coming Back?USER00750312
32.The Ghost Who Walks 05USER01531311
33.The Ghost Who Walks 08USER01531311
34.DePressED 6DePressED216
35.DePressED 1DePressED215
36.DePressED 2DePressED215
37.Jackalope Ghost Drunk With Uncle FloydJackalope_Ghost215
38.PanicindetroitUSER00750215
39.The ChosenUSER00750215
40.Warren ZevonDePressED215
41.And Then There Were NoneDePressED214
42.Don Pescado-What's your line?USER01513214
43.Mach MitUSER00750214
44.Morris The Cat's Nine Fractured LivesUSER01809214
45.POPE 05USER00108214
46.Savannah StarDePressED214
47.Die2TUSER01161213
48.FTG: The Sword Is Mightier Than The PenFTG213
49.Pepster 4USER01583213
50.POPE 02USER00108213
51.A Journey in the DarkUSER00673212
52.DePressED 7DePressED212
53.Errol Morris Directs Mr. DeathUSER01809212
54.FTG: Seattle Slew Is a Thumbdick TooFTG212
55.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 2USER00058212
56.Jackalope GhostJackalope_Ghost212
57.Little Steveland MorrisUSER01809212
58.CherryRobertsDePressED211
59.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say GoodbyeFTG211
60.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED211
61.Now My Hair's Perfect TooUSER00750211
62.The Ghost Who Walks 04USER01531211
63.Paar and BirdieUSER00750210
64.The Ghost Who Walks 01USER01531210
65.Venus LovemotionDePressED210
66.Jesus Palomino!FTG29
67.Lifetime Membership at the Playbrave ClubFTG29
68.Mafia Actuary 14USER0137529
69.The Black Gate OpensUSER0067329
70.The Forbidden PoolUSER0067329
71.The Ghost Who Walks 02USER0153129
72.The Ghost Who Walks 03USER0153129
73.The Ghost Who Walks 12USER0153129
74.The Ghost Who Walks 15USER0153129
75.DePressED 3DePressED28
76.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: You Call That Whiskey?FTG28
77.The Ghost Who Walks 07USER0153128
78.The Ghost Who Walks 10USER0153128
79.Watch Em Drop 4USER0059426
80.3 to Get Ready GOUSER0174419
81.Die2LUSER0116119
82.POPE 09USER0010819
83.Why didn't you die?USER0067319
84.DePressED 5DePressED18
85.DePressED 8DePressED18
86.Goodbye Yellow Brick RoadUSER0000818
87.Grim Rapper 3Grim Rapper18
88.Mafia Actuary 02USER0137518
89.The Fun BunchUSER0067318
90.This Is It!USER0067318
91.Tonya SlickbootyDePressED18
92.1 For the MoneyUSER0174417
93.Cartman's Single Bullet TheoryUSER0101317
94.The Ghost Who Walks 06USER0153117
95.The Ghost Who Walks 09USER0153117
96.The Ghost Who Walks 11USER0153117
97.The Ghost Who Walks 14USER0153117
98.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED17
99.Warren's WinnersUSER0067317
100.We Spin Terror 1USER0114516
101.NVN: Exit light Enter deathNo Viagra Needed15
102.Southpaw JoeUSER0169815
103.The Winning HandUSER0067315
104.2 For the ShowUSER0174414
105.Excitable CorpseUSER0067314
106.Feeling SicklyUSER0067314
107.Dead To RightsUSER0067313
108.Legion Of Doom 2003 4USER0049713
109.Legion Of Doom 2003 5USER0049713
110.Mafia Actuary 01USER0137513
111.Mafia Actuary 13USER0137513
112.You are MeatUSER0067313
113.Legion Of Doom 2003 6USER0049712
114.Mafia Actuary 10USER0137512
115.Watch Em Drop 2USER0059412
116.Bob Hope ForeverUSER0067311
117.Mafia Actuary 06USER0137511
118.Culling the HerdUSER0057200
119.Grim Rapper 4Grim Rapper00
120.i HOPE BOB dies this year 1USER0098600
121.Mafia Actuary 03USER0137500
122.Mafia Actuary 05USER0137500
123.Mafia Actuary 12USER0137500
124.Mafia Actuary 16USER0137500
125.No Viagra Needed 1No Viagra Needed00
126.One For The RoadUSER0067300
127.Please just dieUSER0067300
128.rogalinskirogalinski00
129.They must die.USER0067300
130.Watch Em Drop 5USER0059400
131.We Spin Terror 2USER0114500
132.We Spin Terror 3 - The BigSoccer.com ListUSER0114500
 

 

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The essence of Catch-22 is that if you are concerned enough for your safety to ask to be declared insane, then you are sane enough to go into battle. The essence of Catch-23 is that if you stop breathing, you can't write anymore.

(d) December 12th, 1999