This list was submitted by USER01375 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 5:27 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
8 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
7 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
6 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
5 | William Manchester | June 1st, 2004 | 82 |
4 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
3 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
2 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
1 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
25 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003