This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 6:57 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 8 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 7 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Jim Otto | May 19th, 2024 | 86 |
| 4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 3 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 2 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 1 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 26 points | 4 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000