Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say Goodbye — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by FTG on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:45 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Barney Kessel	May 6th, 2004	80
9	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
8	Jim Otto	May 19th, 2024	86
7	Johnny Longden	February 14th, 2003	96
6	Robert Stack	May 14th, 2003	84
5	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
4	Carol Shields	July 16th, 2003	68
3	Rosa Parks	October 24th, 2005	92
2	Ronnie Hawkins	May 29th, 2022	87
1	Art Carney	November 9th, 2003	85
32 points		6 hits

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003