The unsolvable mystery here is how this hunk of wood kept getting work. The guy was like a marionette, for Chris'sakes.

Name
Robert Stack
Birthday
January 13, 1919
Age
84
Died on
Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
Robert Stack
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002