This list was submitted by DePressED on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 7:48 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
8 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
6 | Johnny Longden | February 14th, 2003 | 96 |
5 | John Mills | April 23rd, 2005 | 97 |
4 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
3 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
2 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
1 | Hans Bethe | March 6th, 2005 | 98 |
40 points | 5 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999