This list was submitted by FTG on Sunday, December 29th, 2002 at 10:19 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 8 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 7 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 5 | Bill Mauldin | January 22nd, 2003 | 81 |
| 4 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 3 | Robert Stack | May 14th, 2003 | 84 |
| 2 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 1 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 39 points | 6 hits |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000