The Ghost Who Walks 15

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This list was submitted by USER01531 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 4:27 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Carol Shields July 16th, 200368
6Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
5Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
4Al Hirschfeld January 20th, 200399
3Whitey FordOctober 8th, 202091
2Bill Mauldin January 22nd, 200381
1Eddie Van HalenOctober 6th, 202065
32 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999