This list was submitted by USER00673 on Monday, February 3rd, 2003 at 2:56 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 8 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 7 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 4 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
| 1 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 64 |
| 27 points | 3 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998