This list was submitted by USER00594 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:24 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Warren Zevon||September 7th, 2003||56|
|9||Tom Laughlin||December 12th, 2013||82|
|8||Lester Maddox||June 25th, 2003||87|
|7||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|5||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|4||Art Modell||September 6th, 2012||87|
|3||Barney Kessel||May 6th, 2004||80|
|2||Katharine Hepburn||June 29th, 2003||96|
|20 points||3 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003