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This list was submitted by USER00594 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:24 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
8Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Ronnie HawkinsAlive?
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Art ModellSeptember 6th, 201287
3Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
2Katharine Hepburn June 29th, 200396
1Not Famous 
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003