FTG: Seattle Slew Is a Thumbdick Too — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by FTG on Sunday, December 29th, 2002 at 10:19 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Barney Kessel	May 6th, 2004	80
8	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
7	Carol Shields	July 16th, 2003	68
6	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
5	Johnny Longden	February 14th, 2003	96
4	Robert Stack	May 14th, 2003	84
3	Ronnie Hawkins	May 29th, 2022	87
2	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
1	Jim Otto	May 19th, 2024	86
40 points		6 hits

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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013