This list was submitted by FTG on Sunday, December 29th, 2002 at 10:19 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 7 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Johnny Longden | February 14th, 2003 | 96 |
| 4 | Robert Stack | May 14th, 2003 | 84 |
| 3 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 2 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 1 | Jim Otto | May 19th, 2024 | 86 |
| 40 points | 6 hits |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005