This list was submitted by FTG on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:45 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 9 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 8 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 3 | Sam Lacey | March 15th, 2014 | 65 |
| 2 | Robert Stack | May 14th, 2003 | 84 |
| 1 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 41 points | 7 hits |
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(d) August 16th, 2019