Save The Last Dance For Me

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Carol Shields	July 16th, 2003	68
8	Johnny Oates	December 24th, 2004	58
7	Ronnie Hawkins	May 29th, 2022	87
6	Johnny PayCheck	February 19th, 2003	64
5	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
4	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
3	Sid Gillman	January 3rd, 2003	91
2	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
1	Willie Pep	November 5th, 2006	84
32 points		5 hits

Points

Celebrity

Date of Death

Age

Warren Zevon

September 7th, 2003

Carol Shields

July 16th, 2003

Johnny Oates

December 24th, 2004

Ronnie Hawkins

May 29th, 2022

Johnny PayCheck

February 19th, 2003

Ronnie Biggs

December 18th, 2013

Bob Hope

July 27th, 2003

100

Sid Gillman

January 3rd, 2003

Ronald Reagan

June 5th, 2004

Willie Pep

November 5th, 2006

32 points

5 hits

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999