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This list was submitted by Grim Rapper on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 5:16 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
7Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
6Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
5Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Gordon LightfootMay 1st, 202384
2Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
1Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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