Can't You Put the Swab in Further? — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00750 on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 7:10 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Johnny Oates	December 24th, 2004	58
9	Carol Shields	July 16th, 2003	68
8	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
7	Ronnie Hawkins	May 29th, 2022	87
6	Johnny PayCheck	February 19th, 2003	64
5	Barney Kessel	May 6th, 2004	80
4	Larry Doby	June 18th, 2003	79
3	Skeeter Davis	September 19th, 2004	72
2	Sheb Wooley	September 16th, 2003	82
1	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
30 points		6 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002