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This list was submitted by USER01531 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 4:27 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Carol Shields July 16th, 200368
6Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
5Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
4Jim MarshallAlive?
3Patsy RamseyJune 24th, 200649
2Betty GarrettFebruary 12th, 201191
1Prince RainierApril 6th, 200581
26 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998