This list was submitted by USER01531 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 4:27 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
7 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
6 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
5 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
4 | Jim Marshall | Alive | ? |
3 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
2 | Betty Garrett | February 12th, 2011 | 91 |
1 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
26 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998