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This list was submitted by USER01375 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 5:27 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
9Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
8Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
7Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
6Joe EszterhasAlive?
5Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
4Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
3Carol Shields July 16th, 200368
2Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
1Ryan O'NealDecember 8th, 202382
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998