Lou Rawls has been played on 285 lists, including 285 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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2.Something Unholy and EvilFrankie Pentangeli728
4.Sorry About Your DaughterUSER00750641
5.MA01: It's Just a GameUSER01375640
6.Savannah StarrDePressED640
7.DGD - Another Fine MessDGD639
8.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED638
10.MA14: Alas--only the good die youngUSER01375636
11.And Then There Were NoneDePressED634
12.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Play Taps Dobbs!FTG634
13.Justin Hale 13USER01531634
14.MA05: You'll never find another stiff like mineUSER01375634
15.Forrest Tucker's Ghost:Never Say GoodbyeFTG630
16.MA11: I've overpaid in Roto for his sonUSER01375540
17.Barbie SpreadumDePressED538
18.MA06: Still looking for Car 54USER01375538
19.Temporary Darkening of the StoolUSER00750537
22.FTG: King Kong Is a CGI ThumbdickFTG535
23.FTG: Wolf is Wolf and Sheep is SheepFTG535
24.MA18: Fame Committee ?berchallengeUSER01375535
26.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED534
27.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED534
28.FTG: O'Rourke You're Gonna Get RichFTG533
30.Desperate HousefliesUSER00750532
31.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Extending the StacksFTG532
32.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Talk About a LadyFTG532
33.FTG: Putting the Chaser in the BottleFTG532
35.FTG: Even Ed Powers is Bigger than BerleFTG531
36.Justin Hale 14USER01531531
37.Madam SpankalotDePressED531
38.Sandy Duncan's EyeUSER00750531
40.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Space Age Plastic Son!FTG530
41.Justin Hale 04USER01531530
42.We Spin Terror 2 -- Beggin' The Fame CommitteeUSER01145530
43.Death Soup: Death Watch BeatlesMJ and Friends529
44.Face Cream Will Not Prevent DeathUSER00750529
45.Justin Hale 03USER01531529
47.FTG: Beauregard Burnside is yodelingFTG528
48.Justin Hale 01USER01531528
49.Justin Hale 16USER01531528
50.Loki 1Loki528
51.Organ GrinderUSER01797528
52.Venus LovemotionDePressED528
53.Death Soup: You're Gonna Miss My Livin'!MJ and Friends527
55.Justin Hale 18USER01531526
56.MA12: Train Robber+Night Stalker=Grim ReaperUSER01375526
57.DGD - Brooke Astor Must Die!DGD523
58.I Can't Win If You Dont Die 1USER01728521
59.MA03: Pardon Me?USER01375433
60.Wun Hung LoUSER01531433
61.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Gunsmoke in TucsonFTG432
62.MA02: Hope my alternate comes into playUSER01375432
63.FTG: Corporal Thomas takes a Coffee BreakFTG431
65.FTG: Around Here I'm the Man Who Owns ItFTG430
66.Justin Hale 15USER01531430
67.MA15: Stock Tip--Short the Mascara MakersUSER01375430
68.We Spin Terror 1USER01145430
69.DGD - Too Ill To Attend ReduxDGD429
71.Cherry RobertsDePressED428
72.Doc--Niedermeyer...Dead!Doc & DJ428
73.Doc--No Time to Create a Good NameDoc & DJ428
74.guess who died? 2USER02329428
75.Justin Hale 10USER01531428
76.The ChosenUSER00750428
77.We Spin Terror 3 - Losin' EarlsUSER01145428
79.Carl Jr's ListUSER01377427
80.Forrest Tucker's Ghost:It Is NOT Balloon DammitFTG427
81.Justin Hale 02USER01531427
82.Justin Hale 05USER01531427
83.Justin Hale 07USER01531427
84.Justin Hale 11USER01531427
85.Potted PlantDePressED427
86.Death Soup: Turn Me On Dead ManMJ and Friends426
87.DGD - Damn Those Medical Advances!DGD426
88.FTG: Larger than Life Even in DeathFTG426
89.FTG: Mr. Chisum is a man who respects the lawFTG426
91.Tonya SlickbootyDePressED426
92.Beaver CleavageDePressED425
94.FTG: Anything We Damn Well Want ToFTG425
95.TEAM OBE 1USER00909425
96.DGD - Newly GTGDGD424
97.JMD - Shiny Silver Dollar on Either EyeMr Wonderful424
98.MA04: Thank you Brooke for making it to 2006USER01375424
99.NVN: Enough of Paris Hilton alreadyNo Viagra Needed424
100.TROLL 2Death Troll423
101.What a Pretty BoxUSER00750423
102.Counting bodies like sheep IIIDGambrinus422
103.DGD - Gut CheckDGD422
104.Louie Louie #2USER02320422
106.Rigamortis or BustUSER02285421
107.As If It Were Your Last #2Minnesota Neil420
108.Murder and Mayhem TwoDoubled484420
109.Paulapoo--Working Towards the DeadLinepaulapoo420
110.E-Brake3: FC ChallengeE-Brake419
111.Quinlanmeister Is HimUSER00750418
112.Cancerous AllStarsUSER02305417
113.Unmistakably LouUSER02320417
115.Sailor Goon 2006USER01797414
116.MA07: Mourn along with MitchUSER01375327
117.MA09: Their daughter married beneath herUSER01375327
118.SeaPepto - Gettin' My Kicks in 2006SeaPepto327
119.Flopping BodybagsUSER00750325
120.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Great Troop RobberyFTG325
121.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: You Heard the Sarge!FTG325
122.Justin Hale 08USER01531325
123.Justin Hale 17USER01531325
124.MA10: Loose Shoes and a couple of other thingsUSER01375325
125.The Beame TeamUSER00547325
126.JMD - Pass the Coffin on the Left Hand SideMr Wonderful324
127.Justin Hale 06USER01531324
128.Justin Hale 12USER01531324
129.MA13: Yabba Dabba DeadUSER01375324
130.Notorious D.O.A.MarkMx324
131.Charlie Don't Surf - GooberCharlie Dont Surf323
133.JK: My Sweet Embalmable YouUSER01551323
134.JMD - Dirge DecathlonMr Wonderful323
135.Death Soup: Gross UrningsMJ and Friends322
136.DGD - Fame Committee ChallengeDGD322
137.JODAMODAMAN 1PolKat322
138.MA08: Stick a needle in him--he's doneUSER01375322
139.Susie's DeadbeatsSusie Sicko322
141.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Rock Island TrailFTG321
142.Heaven Help MeUSER01690321
143.Hey DEATH Where are YOU! I'm Over HereUSER02287321
144.I Can't Win If You Don't Die 2USER01728321
145.NVN: Preston eats scabsNo Viagra Needed321
146.Wracked Greasing The WheelsWracked321
147.Death Soup: Death TrollMJ and Friends320
148.NVN: Thanks T.O you selfish prick bastardNo Viagra Needed320
149.Research? What research?Rhody Trash320
150.Death March 21BCeltics319
151.DGD - Smellin' Kinda RipeDGD319
152.JK: Piling mail and a foul stenchUSER01551319
153.Joan Crawford's Eyebrow PencilUSER02224319
154.Otter's ListUSER01377319
155.Sirhan Wilkes OswaldUSER02131319
156.Counting bodies like sheepDGambrinus318
157.DGD - Round 49DGD318
158.Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ318
159.E-Brake1: Groovy Dead PeopleE-Brake318
160.Gil's Only ChanceUSER01726318
161.JMC Hearse 1CUSER00997318
163.Tsuga - Dragging a Dead PriestTsuga318
165.JODAMODAMAN 3PolKat317
167.Mary Tyler Morgue List #2Mary Tyler Morgue317
168.NVN: Ed cant eat eggs or he'll dieNo Viagra Needed317
170.Cankuhn's GooniesUSER01089315
171.Gym Jones 3USER00308315
172.Louie Louie #1USER02320315
174.Knockin on Heaven's DoorUSER01830314
175.This is how rumors get startedUSER02248314
176.RE: It's All my VaultUSER01551313
177.Start DiggingUSER01832313
178.Wracked Pimiento LoafWracked313
180.Dead is the RoseRhody Trash219
181.DGD - Unsung Old FartsDGD219
182.Ghoul Girl Ghoul Girl219
183.Kathleen Turner OverdriveUSER00750219
184.Moose's ListUSER01377219
185.Spinzo: Banging My Head Against a WallUSER02138219
186.Spinzo: I've Got An In With the Big GuyUSER02138219
187.Spinzo: Padding Someone Else's WinningsUSER02138219
188.Tsuga - Sharks Patrol These WatersTsuga219
189.You're gonna miss my livingRhody Trash219
190.Lee HarveyUSER02212218
191.NVN: CableguyNo Viagra Needed218
192.Susie StinkoSusie Sicko218
193.THE MICK1TheMick1218
194.Tsuga - Drak Star CrashesTsuga218
195.Charlie Don' SurfCharlie Dont Surf217
196.Doc--Stick it Write-In ThereDoc & DJ217
198.Jon 1Jon00060217
199.NVN: On guitar Mr. Joe fuckin PerryNo Viagra Needed217
200.Suck Me BeautifulUSER01275217
201.THE MICK 3TheMick1217
202.Albee GhoulashGhoulash216
203.What's That Smell?USER00492216
204.guess who died 1USER02329215
205.Lord, Don't Let Me Die In Italy!USER01690215
206.No Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed215
207.Death March 31BCeltics214
208.E-Brake2: Tobacco Road (cough)E-Brake214
209.Fettucine al DeadoMarkMx214
210.Jon 2Jon00060214
211.Julie (That Bitch)USER00208214
212.Ah-nuld:Election Not Only Thing He Will LoseRD02213
213.Charlie Don't Surf - MOW!Charlie Dont Surf213
214.Counting bodies like sheep IIDGambrinus213
215.JK: Y'You guys playin' stiffs?USER01551213
216.Jon 3Jon00060213
217.Katy Sucks At ThisUSER00881213
218.Marked For TermiNeytionTermiNeyTor213
219.NVN: Dr. Death meets the ReaperNo Viagra Needed213
220.Carnivale IVUSER01857212
221.DXRob IIUSER01543212
222.JMD - This is F.U.N.Mr Wonderful212
223.MA16: In case Oriana Fallaci hangs in thereUSER01375212
224.Martha PearlDiane212
225.NVN: What the fuck it was freeNo Viagra Needed212
226.NY to LA FC ChallengeE-Brake212
228.ADH-KLB 1USER02200211
230.MK - MBALMEDMBalmed211
231.RE: 2006 Feet UnderUSER01551211
232.Wracked For The Horde!Wracked211
233.Z Said DeadUSER00348211
234.5 Old, 5 SickBibsPal210
237.JMC Hearse 3MUSER00997210
238.Susie's 1Deadbeat OffSusie Sicko210
239.Carnivale IIUSER0185729
240.Dakota Old N Bustedevilredhead29
241.Death March 61BCeltics29
242.His Ten FuneralsJerrytopdown29
243.Foolish Mortals III- time for your dirt napUSER0190928
244.Jackalope Ghost IIJackalope_Ghost26
246.CS - Time's Up!quoth-the-raving110
248.Denny Deathme first110
249.DXRob IUSER01543110
250.DXRob IIIUSER01543110
251.Excuse Me For Coffin 1EMFCoffin110
253.Guess who died? 3USER02329110
254.Krzyz Year TwoDoubled484110
255.Murder and Mayhem OneDoubled484110
257.THE MICK 2TheMick1110
258.TOES UP #7USER02025110
259.Baxley - My Best ShotBaxley19
260.Baxley - New BloodBaxley19
261.Dead People Server 2USER0038019
262.Death March1BCeltics19
263.Death March 41BCeltics19
264.Death March 51BCeltics19
265.Excuse Me For Coffin 2EMFCoffin19
266.Lee Harvey:IIUSER0221219
267.Loki 2Loki19
268.TOES UP #9USER0202519
269.NJ Deadlines IIJackalope_Ghost18
270.Reap 'Em & Weep #1USER0055718
272.Excuse Me For Coffin 3EMFCoffin17
273.Mangled Baby DucksUSER0111017
278.Rasputin's Last BreathUSER0213115
279.TROLL 3Death Troll15
280.Carnivale IUSER0185714
282.Jackalope GhostJackalope_Ghost14
283.Loki 3Loki14
284.NY DeathhagE-Brake14
285.Death Soup: Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu!MJ and Friends12


Guess the Stiff!

"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998