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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 3:36 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lou Rawls January 6th, 200672
9Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
8Earl Woods May 3rd, 200674
7Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
6Tammy MessnerJuly 20th, 200765
5Patsy Ramsey June 24th, 200649
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Dana Reeve March 6th, 200644
2Eleanor MondaleSeptember 17th, 201151
1Louis Rukeyser May 2nd, 200673
27 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999