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This list was submitted by USER01543 on Friday, December 30th, 2005 at 1:58 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lou Rawls January 6th, 200672
9Red Auerbach October 28th, 200689
8Shelley Winters January 14th, 200685
7Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
6Neil YoungAlive?
5Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Coretta King January 30th, 200678
2Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
1Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
30 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999