Counting bodies like sheep III

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This list was submitted by DGambrinus on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 1:34 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lou Rawls January 6th, 200672
9Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
8Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
7Abu al-Zarqawi June 8th, 200639
6Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
5Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3John Galbraith April 29th, 200697
2Oriana Fallaci September 15th, 200677
1Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003