This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 6:34 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Oriana Fallaci | September 15th, 2006 | 77 |
| 9 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 8 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
| 7 | Lou Rawls | January 6th, 2006 | 72 |
| 6 | Art Bell | April 13th, 2018 | 72 |
| 5 | Mahmoud Abbas | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Jerry Reed | August 31st, 2008 | 71 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 17 points | 2 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021