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The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Sam Simon

Sam Simon has been played on 924 lists all-time, including 359 in this game.

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1Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The West Goes GhostFTGFTG637
2Old as Dinosaur dungDeathGiftDeathGift631
3Death is your giftDeathGiftDeathGift629
4hey mickey you're so fineBirdBird624
5DePressED 01DePressEDDePressED530
6winds of warBirdBird528
7Break a Leg and the RestGregDeanGregDean527
8Mr. Rusk, You're Not Wearing Your (Paisley) TieRJDRJD527
9Simpson's Book of the Near DeadDGDDGD527
10Big Al'sBirdBird526
11Birdman - death to smoochieBirdBird526
12death defying actsBirdBird525
13Don't use the Heimlich on my stiffsDeathGiftDeathGift525
14CHAD - Hey Girl, Are They Hangin?CHADCHAD524
15Pastor to 38 Dead PresidentsDGDDGD524
16Yeah, She'll Get to Know the Good Earth Much BetterNumber1UserNumber1User524
17you never see and old guy names fatsBirdBird524
18Birdman - Don't let your babies grow up to be Doc and DJ!BirdBird523
19whole lamotta shaking going onBirdBird522
20VG - Bukakke Nagasakivomit_godvomit_god520
21you don't know jackBirdBird520
22Death March 21BCeltics1BCeltics433
23Birds Never Look Into The SunDePressEDDePressED428
24Fade to Black 3Fade to BlackFade to Black428
25Barbara Bush will be fine, another last minute listDeathGiftDeathGift427
26They Do Say Age Is a Risk Factor for DeathRJDRJD427
27Okinawa Death Squad1BCeltics1BCeltics426
28CHAD - I Need $625,000; Anyone Offering?CHADCHAD425
29Dead Skeleton1BCeltics1BCeltics425
30News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressEDDePressED425
31Birdman - did Paul Walker's family pay full price for cremation?BirdBird423
32Birdman - Stab the Doc and shoot the DJBirdBird423
33Bob Dole, In a holeDeathGiftDeathGift423
34honest abeBirdBird423
35michael went down hill fastBirdBird423
36Death March1BCeltics1BCeltics422
37DePressED 12DePressEDDePressED422
38Harper Valley D.O.A.lucky punklucky punk422
39here kitty kittyBirdBird422
40Naha Assassins1BCeltics1BCeltics422
41We've got BushBirdBird422
42Birdman - Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Doc and DJ!BirdBird421
43Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Bugle TollsFTGFTG421
44Graham KrackaBirdBird421
45Mandatory helmut lawBirdBird421
46singing in the rainerBirdBird421
47Birdman - Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Doc & DJBirdBird420
48Centenarian CrowdDeathGiftDeathGift420
49it may be rightBirdBird420
50Birdman - simon says noBirdBird419
51harperBirdBird419
52House Of Soon To Be With The Lord 2hop1962hop1962419
53When You're Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressEDDePressED419
54Birdman - Abe VigoNOWBirdBird418
55Birdman - Sick of Typing Zsa ZsaBirdBird418
56casey at the batBirdBird418
57Hungarian Ghoul-lash for 2000, Alex...DGDDGD418
58I've Got a Secret: I'M DEAD!Bea HindBea Hind418
59Simon Says We're Deadlucky punklucky punk418
60D'oh! Groening Might Be Famous, but This Guy?Number1UserNumber1User417
61Death March 31BCeltics1BCeltics417
62Doc & DJ--Everything. Everyone. Everywhere. Ends.Doc & DJDoc & DJ417
63McSwindlers Listhop1962hop1962417
64Doubt this will happen, but who knowsDeathGiftDeathGift416
65Roberta, Robert & Run Run, Together at LastRJDRJD416
66VG - Bukakke Teriyakivomit_godvomit_god416
67This List Is Positively PastoralRJDRJD415
68Billy Graham will dieDeathGiftDeathGift414
69There Is No EliteDePressEDDePressED414
70Pookie's Stiffs #1Pookie's StiffsPookie's Stiffs413
71Sack-O-Stiffies Part DeuxVicLic2VicLic2412
72DePressED 03DePressEDDePressED410
73Fade to Black 2Fade to BlackFade to Black327
74DePressED 08DePressEDDePressED325
75DePressED 07DePressEDDePressED324
76And Then There Were NoneDePressEDDePressED323
77Death Becomes Us 2People MeatPeople Meat323
78DePressED 11DePressEDDePressED323
79Sharpen the trochar,, it's gonna be busyFry's CrematoriumFry's Crematorium323
80An '88 Reno Silver Sox Pitcher is Famous?!?DGDDGD322
81Die Die, Run Run!USER00353USER00353322
82Little Jiving On A Saturday NightDePressEDDePressED322
83Thou Shalt Not Bear False Teethjeffvnjeffvn322
84Doc & DJ--Long-Distance Dedication to ScoobyDoc & DJDoc & DJ321
85I bereave in magicBirdBird321
86Ashen Gray Color CommentaryDGDDGD320
87DePressED 05DePressEDDePressED320
88Simon says DieDeathGiftDeathGift320
89VG - Bukakke Karaokevomit_godvomit_god320
90Cartman- Simon Says D'OHCARTMANCARTMAN319
91CHAD - Yes Meghan Kelly, There Is A Black Santa ClausCHADCHAD319
92Daisy A Day DearDePressEDDePressED319
93Doc & DJ--Who the Fuck Are the Knutsens?Doc & DJDoc & DJ319
94Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BarqueroFTGFTG319
95Forrest Tucker's Ghost: From Karate With LoveFTGFTG319
96Frankie 5DePressEDDePressED319
97If I Could Only Play One List...DGDDGD319
98Lamar Odom's Lackey'sLindsay Lohan's LiverLindsay Lohan's Liver319
99Sam Simon will dieDeathGiftDeathGift319
100something to bereave inBirdBird319
101byne byneBirdBird318
102DePressED 06DePressEDDePressED318
103DePressED 09DePressEDDePressED318
104Did She Pass?lucky punklucky punk318
105fourteenBirdBird318
106My free listDeathGiftDeathGift318
107Over 90FrogSodaFrogSoda318
108Rhoda Killlucky punklucky punk318
109The Cack-filled FilesDGDDGD318
110These peeps look like scatDeathGiftDeathGift318
111Venus LovemotionDePressEDDePressED318
112yeah buddy!BirdBird318
113Baxley - Run Clive Run!BaxleyBaxley317
114Don't put all your eggs in one basket? Kirk Kerkorian is my Scott CarpenterDeathGiftDeathGift317
115Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Vanishing AmericanFTGFTG317
116i can see cleary nowBirdBird317
117Jesus Doesn't Exist? Should Have Banged My Secretarylucky punklucky punk317
118Last minute shitDeathGiftDeathGift317
119Rhoda wayBirdBird317
120Show me the moneyThe CoronerThe Coroner317
121Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressEDDePressED317
122you say lamotta, i say la mottaBirdBird317
123A List for LawrenceSilentcalvinSilentcalvin316
124Birdman - Simon Says Die NowBirdBird316
125Cartman- Evry Lil Ting Gonna Be AlrightCARTMANCARTMAN316
126Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 4EdRulzEdRulz316
127Deathrider 50deathriderdeathrider316
128Doc & DJ--Going DutchDoc & DJDoc & DJ316
129Doc & DJ--If Our Rhyme Was a Drug We'd Sell It by the GrahamDoc & DJDoc & DJ316
130DominoBirdBird316
131Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Dusty's TrailFTGFTG316
132it hurts when I peiBirdBird316
133Itoman Death Squad1BCeltics1BCeltics316
134Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressEDDePressED316
135may dayBirdBird316
136run run awayBirdBird316
137$200 a Day, Plus ExpensesBea HindBea Hind315
138Doc & DJ--It's a Trapp!Doc & DJDoc & DJ315
139eli's comingBirdBird315
140fleetwood hackBirdBird315
141Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BrimstoneFTGFTG315
142Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Old IronpantsFTGFTG315
143Fossil Farmhop1962hop1962315
144Goodbye KirkDeathGiftDeathGift315
145Pokey's Stiffies 2014Pokey22Pokey22315
146Run Run into the TrappDeathGiftDeathGift315
147Run Run Running on Emptylucky punklucky punk315
148the last oneBirdBird315
149ZoomMasterDePressEDDePressED315
150big dragBirdBird314
151Can't see Cleary anymoreDeathGiftDeathGift314
152Doc & DJ--How Did They Know Michael Schumacher Had Dandruff?Doc & DJDoc & DJ314
153Frankie 2DePressEDDePressED314
154Go Fuck Yourself!GoFuckYourselfGoFuckYourself314
155I Should Just Apply it Directly to My Hipslucky punklucky punk314
156International Top 40SilentcalvinSilentcalvin314
157Olivia oilBirdBird314
158Tsuga - Die EngelTsugaTsuga314
159A Fate Worse Than Death IIISanta Fe SyndicateSanta Fe Syndicate313
160Come on I Wanna see Em in a MausoleumEdRulzEdRulz313
161Death Rattle: Lying-In-Waitanarchessanarchess313
162Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJDoc & DJ313
163Doc & DJ--John O'Conner Memorial ListDoc & DJDoc & DJ313
164Doc & DJ--We'll Have Halloween on ChristmasDoc & DJDoc & DJ313
165I Want to Feel Your Gestaltjeffvnjeffvn313
166Pookie's Stiffs #5Pookie's StiffsPookie's Stiffs313
167real geniusBirdBird313
168Death Rattle: Coffin Up Dirtanarchessanarchess312
169Do You Happen To Know How To Fly This Thing?rchandrchand312
170Feasting Maggots 1Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots312
171Frankie 1DePressEDDePressED312
172Get The Shovel1BCeltics1BCeltics312
173LOD: Be At Peace - Fight No Moreed headed head312
174LOD: Lisa Needs Braces, Sam Needs A Coffined headed head312
175Not Dead Yet IVTimurTimur312
176Plowing The Deep 3hop1962hop1962312
177Psychicdeath1PsychicDeathPsychicDeath312
1782014 is the year that ZSA ZSA bites itbridgybridgy311
179Maybe this will be the year of the dying hawkDeathGiftDeathGift311
1804 Past MidnightKPA3rd&3KPA3rd&3310
181CHAD - The Vagina Is A Self Cleaning OvenCHADCHAD310
182Doc & DJ--Stick It Write-In ThereDoc & DJDoc & DJ310
183Holy Dead Celebrities BatmanThe Pancreatic AnswerThe Pancreatic Answer310
184Number1User's Shot at the Brass RingNumber1UserNumber1User310
185Psychicdeath3PsychicDeathPsychicDeath310
186Run Run, Rainer, Randy, Roberta and a Rev.RJDRJD310
187Sharpen the trochar, 2Fry's CrematoriumFry's Crematorium310
188These stiffs won't be a Buddy for very longDeathGiftDeathGift310
189A fool and his moneyVaGentryVaGentry39
190Psychicdeath2PsychicDeathPsychicDeath39
191Young Stars Gone Bad EditionRJDRJD38
192Pookie's Stiffs #2Pookie's StiffsPookie's Stiffs36
193Jenny Was SweetDePressEDDePressED219
194Zip-A-Dee-Dead-Day IIFredNietzscheFredNietzsche219
195America's Top 40 - Death EditionDGDDGD218
196Canaries in a Coalmine 3Canaries in a coalmineCanaries in a coalmine217
197Keep Your Body in the Ground, and Forget Those StarsNumber1UserNumber1User217
198Mashiki Assassins1BCeltics1BCeltics217
199Two Ghoulsdoormadoorma217
200WHIRLAWAY! IIGoFuckYourselfGoFuckYourself217
201CHAD - Oh Wait, There's MoreCHADCHAD216
202CHAD - Silver Nickels & Golden DimesCHADCHAD216
203Doc & DJ--A Zimmer of HopeDoc & DJDoc & DJ216
204Drop like flies, pleaseDeathGiftDeathGift216
205Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Johnny Eagle EyeFTGFTG216
206Got To Move To The Trick Of The BeatDePressEDDePressED216
207Cartman- This Is Our Fn City!CARTMANCARTMAN215
208Cheeses H. Christ!tkdmeltkdmel215
209DePressED 02DePressEDDePressED215
210DePressED 10DePressEDDePressED215
211Ethnic Cleansinghop1962hop1962215
212Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Don't Ever Speak to Me AgainFTGFTG215
213Peaceful, Cold Feelingjeffvnjeffvn215
214Sharpen the trochar 3Fry's CrematoriumFry's Crematorium215
215Unlikely, but possibleDeathGiftDeathGift215
216WHIRLAWAY!GoFuckYourselfGoFuckYourself215
217Doc & DJ--The Janitor Was Right About Bin LadenDoc & DJDoc & DJ214
218don't stop bereavin'BirdBird214
219its another trappBirdBird214
220Birdman - checkmateBirdBird213
221Birdman - float like a butterfly, stink like a corpseBirdBird213
222CHAD - Ohhhhhh, The Humanity!CHADCHAD213
223CHAD - Why Wait, Die NowCHADCHAD213
224Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 6EdRulzEdRulz213
225Death Be Not Proud VTimurTimur213
226Frankie 3DePressEDDePressED213
227Martha PearlDianeDiane213
228may or may not workBirdBird213
229ra ra ra, ra ra robertaBirdBird213
230Are We Dead Yetgoodwin73goodwin73212
231CHAD - Hey, Boy How's It Hangin?CHADCHAD212
232Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 5EdRulzEdRulz212
233Dearly Departedhop1962hop1962212
234Death- You Dropped A Bomb On MeJayRockers!JayRockers!212
235Doc & DJ--Be Vewy Quiet...We're Hunting BirdDoc & DJDoc & DJ212
236Doc & DJ--Sometimes It Seems So Useless to RemainDoc & DJDoc & DJ212
237Don't forget to Walsh your handssDeathGiftDeathGift212
238duck dynastyBirdBird212
239Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Phantom MajorFTGFTG212
240RD: A double double of death pleaseRD02RD02212
241Be as Rich, and as Dead, as RockefellerNumber1UserNumber1User211
242Death, She WroteSilentcalvinSilentcalvin211
243DePressED 04DePressEDDePressED211
244Doc & DJ--Joe DiMaggio Memorial ListDoc & DJDoc & DJ211
245Doc & DJ--Kelly Has Barbara to Thank for 30 Extra BucksDoc & DJDoc & DJ211
246Doc & DJ--The Bushes Seem to Love This End-of-the-Year DramaDoc & DJDoc & DJ211
247Feasting Maggots 2Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots211
248Float like you're mummified...DGDDGD211
249Holden All The CardsK DogK Dog211
250Nietzsche's Super Stiffs IIIFredNietzscheFredNietzsche211
251Stranger Blue Leave Us AloneDePressEDDePressED211
252The Hammered GodsFredNietzscheFredNietzsche211
253Billy Graham ain't no SuperstarTwilight is NearTwilight is Near210
254black hawkingBirdBird210
255Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 3EdRulzEdRulz210
256Frankie 6DePressEDDePressED210
257He's On My Short ListBea HindBea Hind210
258Hospitalization Makes a Gal IrritableDGDDGD210
259How did he just become famous?DGDDGD210
260I really don't think Valerie will die but just in caseDeathGiftDeathGift210
261Pundertaker: Boys' Night OutThe PundertakerThe Pundertaker210
262Tsuga - Saddest SongTsugaTsuga210
2633rd Year in a row-> 10th place = Free ListDGDDGD29
264Danse MacabreKPA3rd&3KPA3rd&329
265Doc & DJ--Prop Joe's Cadaverous MotherfuckersDoc & DJDoc & DJ29
266Dust or Bust!Star DustStar Dust29
267Graham SlamwichStar DustStar Dust29
268In The DeathroomKPA3rd&3KPA3rd&329
269MBalmedMBalmedMBalmed29
270Otis' Cirrhosis - Morrison Sisters' StillKudsKroakersKudsKroakers29
271Six Feet of Dirtinfj999infj99929
272Valerie Harper LeeTwilight is NearTwilight is Near29
273WTF. One more list.DGDDGD29
274Bury the keys and bellsDeathGiftDeathGift28
275Charlie Don't Surf with Lily ThaiCharlie Dont SurfCharlie Dont Surf28
276Doc & DJ--Down Like SyndromeDoc & DJDoc & DJ28
277Hello, This Is Rhoda, I'm DormantNumber1UserNumber1User27
278Simon Says....Adios!Pokey22Pokey2227
279Team Formalin: That's Showbiz!anarchessanarchess27
280The Good Die Young IVTimurTimur27
281Dead Fred's list of almost Dead!Dead FredDead Fred26
282Death Soup: There She Goes, Miss America!MJ and FriendsMJ and Friends26
283Death Soup: Why Couldn't It Have Been Nails?MJ and FriendsMJ and Friends26
284Merchant of Deatherrinm02errinm0226
285Plowing The Deephop1962hop196226
286Pookie's Stiffs #6Pookie's StiffsPookie's Stiffs26
287Really, really old peopleCosmo UndergroundCosmo Underground26
288Write in list. Maybe I should have played him more?DeathGiftDeathGift26
289Your-ass-is-sick ParkDGDDGD26
290Charlie Don't Surf with Kyung LahCharlie Dont SurfCharlie Dont Surf25
291Dead RepublicansDeathGiftDeathGift25
292Feeling a Bit BushedRJDRJD25
293Pookie's Stiffs #3Pookie's StiffsPookie's Stiffs25
294Rhoda Morganstern Will Live ForeverRJDRJD25
295Frankie 4DePressEDDePressED24
296Last Call Y'allVaGentryVaGentry24
297World's Foremost Authority IndeedRJDRJD24
298Your time is up Zsa Zsa, no more GaborDeathGiftDeathGift24
299End of an Era?RJDRJD23
300Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 2EdRulzEdRulz110
301JMD - Toe Tag 10Mr WonderfulMr Wonderful110
302Logan's Final RunBea HindBea Hind110
303RD: Now On With The CountdownRD02RD02110
304The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressEDDePressED110
305CHAD - The Penis ChroniclesCHADCHAD19
306Dancing With Mr. DBetter Off DeadBetter Off Dead19
307Dutch's TreatBea HindBea Hind19
308Forrest Tucker's Ghost: FingermanFTGFTG19
309If There Were A God, He'd Want You To DieFredNietzscheFredNietzsche19
310Nietzsche's Pietzsche's IIFredNietzscheFredNietzsche19
311RD: What has one leg and STILL won't die?RD02RD0219
312CHAD - Remember To Process Your Cassava Root ProperlyCHADCHAD18
313Don't Dick around, Drop your Cain, and say goodbye to the feller next to youDeathGiftDeathGift18
314G Menseaioweseaiowe18
315Not Fit To Carry Nietzsche's Jock StrapFredNietzscheFredNietzsche18
316shaw nuffBirdBird18
317The first real step to canonization...DGDDGD18
318Too Soon?alan smitheealan smithee18
319Tsuga - Dirt in the GroundTsugaTsuga18
320BairBones1BairBonesBairBones17
321CHAD - Ok, Nine Is Enough, Not 8!CHADCHAD17
322LOD: Ronnie Biggs' Posseed headed head17
323The People's CorpseBea HindBea Hind17
324Cartman- Tread LightlyCARTMANCARTMAN16
325Loki 1LokiLoki16
326Magic Johnson's Fake HIVLindsay Lohan's LiverLindsay Lohan's Liver16
327Doc & DJ--Does the Pope Shit in the Woods?Doc & DJDoc & DJ15
328Ethnic Cleansing 2hop1962hop196215
329the zsa's of (eternal) lifeUSER02524USER0252415
330Charlie Don't Surf with Luci LiuCharlie Dont SurfCharlie Dont Surf13
331Show me the money IIThe CoronerThe Coroner13
332EMFC Lime'n SimonEMFCoffinEMFCoffin12
333Gonna Miss ThemFrogSodaFrogSoda12
334Kysor14The Bear Bowl PoolThe Bear Bowl Pool12
335Not Much Power Left in That Hour AnymoreNumber1UserNumber1User12
336Otis' Cirrhosis - Jubal Foster's StillKudsKroakersKudsKroakers12
337Eternally Yours, RitaNumber1UserNumber1User11
338From Sam to SidRJDRJD11
339House Of Soon To Be With The Lordhop1962hop196211
340Insert Clever List Name HereGregDeanGregDean11
341Last Call Y'all2VaGentryVaGentry11
342Pookie's Stiffs #4Pookie's StiffsPookie's Stiffs11
343Show me the money IIIThe CoronerThe Coroner11
344Beelezebrahunit13unit1300
345Charlie Don't Surf with Elita LorescaCharlie Dont SurfCharlie Dont Surf00
346Charlie Don't Surf with Sharon TayCharlie Dont SurfCharlie Dont Surf00
347Death- Broken WingsJayRockers!JayRockers!00
348Did Anyone Else Immediately Think of Sonny Bono?Number1UserNumber1User00
349EMFC The Croaked Have Me StokedEMFCoffinEMFCoffin00
350EMFC The Underground NetworkEMFCoffinEMFCoffin00
351Feasting Maggots 3Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots00
352Get up Stand up 2014SgrayvaSgrayva00
353Giving the FC Something to DoDGDDGD00
354I Can't Believe My Sister Beat Me to Deathlucky punklucky punk00
355Old BallsBrown WidowBrown Widow00
356The Cat's Last MeowDeathGiftDeathGift00
357The Heart Isn't Normal When It StopsNumber1UserNumber1User00
358We Finally Got Bush!!!Pokey22Pokey2200
359Who the Dickens is Kallen me??DeathGiftDeathGift00

Guess the stiff · died 1999

This 101-year-old Scottish writer was a source of considerable controversy during her lifetime. No, not because of the sexual themes she explored in the '30s, or her vocal campaigning for abortion rights, but how many Scottish chicks do you know named Naomi?