Death Rattle: Coffin Up Dirt

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This list was submitted by anarchess on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 8:24 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Pete Seeger January 27th, 201494
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
4Vincent BugliosiJune 8th, 201580
3Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
2Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
1Helmut SchmidtNovember 10th, 201596
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is. Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.

(d) June 24th, 2014