The worst thing this guy ever did was apparently smoke near a "No Smoking" sign, and even that didn't stick. How has this guy never done anything bad or funny? He's GERMAN for chrissakes. Thanks for ruining our day, Helmut.
According to his obituary, he was a U.S. Senator, but for some reason, we thought he was a primitive architectural style.
(d) April 25th, 1999