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Helmut Schmidt
BornDec 23, 1918
DiedNov 10, 2015
Age96
Stiff · November 10, 2015

Helmut Schmidt

The worst thing this guy ever did was apparently smoke near a "No Smoking" sign, and even that didn't stick. How has this guy never done anything bad or funny? He's GERMAN for chrissakes. Thanks for ruining our day, Helmut.

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