Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 6 lists in The February 2014 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | deadweight | bonevoyage | 3 | 22 |
| 2. | Big Brown Blowflies | BodyFarmBound | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Here for the OTHER removal | Killer Swedes | 2 | 7 |
| 4. | Death March 2 | 1BCeltics | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Burryn Bill 2014A | Burry'n Bill | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | O Dell The Digger 2 | Digger O Dell 10 | 0 | 0 |
You know that wherever he's going, George Burns'll be there waiting for him, and when Matthau knocks, Burns will point his finger in the air and say, "Enter!"
(d) July 1st, 2000