Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including one list in The June '99 Lee Jr..

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After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.

(d) April 18th, 2002