Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 10 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.We need a mandatory Helmut lawBird742
2.Naha Assassins1BCeltics327
3.Teeterers - just a nudge awaySarkon324
4.Nah-nah-nah-nah GenariansBut Is It Art?311
5.BieberBurn'em All27
6.Grim Assclowns 1USER0163726
7.I sorta hope I'm wrong here (with some of them, anyway)sureiscoldinhere26
8.Ig's dead List IIThe Ig110
9.Chancy's Second List #2Chancedog19
10.Going, going,....Big Guy19
 

 

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His nicknames were "Mr. Padre" and "Captain Video". Really? That's the best anyone could do for an 18 time all-star, 7 time silver slugger and 5 time golden glove award winner? How about "The San Diego Hammer" or "Black Lightning"? Jesus - do we have to think up EVERYTHING around here?

(d) June 16th, 2014