Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 10 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | We need a mandatory Helmut law | Bird | 7 | 42 |
| 2. | Naha Assassins | 1BCeltics | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | Teeterers - just a nudge away | Sarkon | 3 | 24 |
| 4. | Nah-nah-nah-nah Genarians | But Is It Art? | 3 | 11 |
| 5. | Bieber | Burn'em All | 2 | 7 |
| 6. | Grim Assclowns 1 | USER01637 | 2 | 6 |
| 7. | I sorta hope I'm wrong here (with some of them, anyway) | sureiscoldinhere | 2 | 6 |
| 8. | Ig's dead List II | The Ig | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Chancy's Second List #2 | Chancedog | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Going, going,.... | Big Guy | 1 | 9 |
His nicknames were "Mr. Padre" and "Captain Video". Really? That's the best anyone could do for an 18 time all-star, 7 time silver slugger and 5 time golden glove award winner? How about "The San Diego Hammer" or "Black Lightning"? Jesus - do we have to think up EVERYTHING around here?
(d) June 16th, 2014