Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 10 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.We need a mandatory Helmut lawBird742
2.Naha Assassins1BCeltics327
3.Teeterers - just a nudge awaySarkon324
4.Nah-nah-nah-nah GenariansBut Is It Art?311
5.BieberBurn'em All27
6.Grim Assclowns 1USER0163726
7.I sorta hope I'm wrong here (with some of them, anyway)sureiscoldinhere26
8.Ig's dead List IIThe Ig110
9.Chancy's Second List #2Chancedog19
10.Going, going,....Big Guy19
 

 

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You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, Cub used to have 'em just about all the time. But he found a way to get out of it.

(d) July 1st, 2000