Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 10 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.We need a mandatory Helmut lawBird742
2.Naha Assassins1BCeltics327
3.Teeterers - just a nudge awaySarkon324
4.Nah-nah-nah-nah GenariansBut Is It Art?311
5.BieberBurn'em All27
6.Grim Assclowns 1USER0163726
7.I sorta hope I'm wrong here (with some of them, anyway)sureiscoldinhere26
8.Ig's dead List IIThe Ig110
9.Chancy's Second List #2Chancedog19
10.Going, going,....Big Guy19
 

 

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In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.

(d) December 9th, 1998