Standings

The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Ran from January 1, 2012 to December 31, 2012. Players made 1,404 lists featuring 924 potential stiffs, and 57 of them took the long dirt nap.

Game

#	List	Player	Stiffs	Points
1	Hail! South DakotaGhost of Stiffs Past	Ghost of Stiffs Past	9	51
2	Big Game Powwow: A Means to an EndGhost of Stiffs Past	Ghost of Stiffs Past	8	50
3	An Atwater Entry That Has the Potential to WinGhost of Stiffs Past	Ghost of Stiffs Past	8	49
4	Birds Never Looked Into The SunDePressED	DePressED	8	46
5	When You're Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressED	DePressED	8	46
6	No Such Thing as a Sure ThingSilentcalvin	Silentcalvin	8	44
7	DePressED03DePressED	DePressED	8	37
8	Doc & DJ--2012 Prediction: Bucs Hire Greg SchianoDoc & DJ	Doc & DJ	7	48
9	Daisy A Day DearDePressED	DePressED	7	46
10	DGD - Both Parties SuckDGD	DGD	7	46

That’s the top ten. Log in or register to see every list in the game.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.