Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including one list in The February 2010 Lee Jr..

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He won the first quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow at age 23, which means there is absolutely no chance he ever got laid. Have a little respect.

(d) February 27th, 2013