Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 4 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death March 3 | 1BCeltics | 1 | 4 |
| 2. | Hurry up and die already part VII | hurryupndiealready | 1 | 4 |
| 3. | TopNotch5 | McMurdoMan | 1 | 1 |
| 4. | Tommytsled-Oddball and his 3 Shermans | Tomtsled | 0 | 0 |
He got so sick of trying to tell everybody that Little Willy Willy won't go home, that he finally kicked the bucket.
(d) February 9th, 1997