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This list was submitted by hurryupndiealready on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
9Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
8Henry HeimlichDecember 17th, 201696
7Johnny PeskyAugust 13th, 201292
6Helmut SchmidtNovember 10th, 201596
5Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
4Paul Harvey February 28th, 200990
3John McLaughlinAugust 16th, 201689
2Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
1Suge KnightAlive?
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999