This list was submitted by hurryupndiealready on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jack Kevorkian | June 3rd, 2011 | 83 |
9 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
8 | Henry Heimlich | December 17th, 2016 | 96 |
7 | Johnny Pesky | August 13th, 2012 | 92 |
6 | Helmut Schmidt | November 10th, 2015 | 96 |
5 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
4 | Paul Harvey | February 28th, 2009 | 90 |
3 | John McLaughlin | August 16th, 2016 | 89 |
2 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
1 | Suge Knight | Alive | ? |
4 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999