A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
He made a living by yelling at people and being a know-it-all on TV for 34 years. An American hero, when you think about it.
(d) August 16th, 2016