A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
He was sort of a Pat Boone kind of a guy, only not as good looking. In other words, he had no redeeming features whatsoever.
(d) July 1st, 1999