Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 29 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Birdman - Mandatory Helmut LawBird639
2.Adieu, Run, Run, Run, Adieu Run RunGhost of Stiffs Past637
3.Birdman - Dear Pope, why wont Zsa Zsa die?Bird536
4.Birdman - I'll be glas when i dont have to type Z S ABird432
5.Birdman - Moore is lessBird432
6.Around the World in 10 Stiffsboshh423
7.POTUS 17USER02464423
8.Mashiki Assassins1BCeltics422
9.Deadly Debutante 2Deadly Debutante420
10.Death takes a holiday. Except for these guys.Big Guy420
11.I Can Change This Later, Right? - IBut Is It Art?416
12.Loss of PowerCheck, Please!321
13.I am Sorry....There's Been No Phone Call From the Governor. Pull The Switch!!!Better Dead Than Red320
14.Chris Knauf 2013Chris Knauf319
15.A Little Power is a Dangerous Thingthebrainsbackstage318
16.Kid GhoulashGhoulash316
19.Memphis Dead 2013trashking311
20.When it Rains It PoursThe Pancreatic Answer38
22.Die'yer MakerasthedeadtuRNs215
23.Dirt NapsDeathAlert213
24.Adios AmigosMarty211
25.Blake's Bones IMr. Blake211
26.Burry'n Bill 2013ABurry'n Bill18
27.Dusty Musty & Crustygentilej11
28.Burry'n Bill 2013BBurry'n Bill00
29.The Sands of TimeThe Pancreatic Answer00


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As we suspected, his love was NOT unlimited.

(d) July 4th, 2003